Happy Married Life
When I was a kid,mum taught me to wish-"Happy Married Life",every time we went on the dias to wish the newly married couple.As I grew older,I remember asking her if there was any better way to wish newly married couples.She suggested that I should try rephrasing the same thing-Old wine in a new bottle trick.Somehow,over the years I've noticed that some brides/grooms find it amusing/annoying every time i thrust my hands into theirs and mutter a cheerful-"Happy Married Life".
They must be secretly wondering-
a."I wish i could punch her teeth out....What is she smiling at????""
b."Wasn't she 8 when i last saw her??"
c."Bloody Hell!One more happily un-married person........(almost in tears)!!!"
d."Wait till its your turn....!!!!!!(accompanied by an evil grin)"
Somehow,marriages always seem to be about the food.99% of the invited guests come to weddings only to have food.The other 1% come in search of prospective brides/grooms.They could save having those people with Oh-My-Mum-pulled-me-here and Where-is-the-food kinda looks on their face by just serving food in the parking lot....
And until I become the bali ka bakra or rather bakri,I will continue saying those magical words...."Happy Married Life!!!!!"
They must be secretly wondering-
a."I wish i could punch her teeth out....What is she smiling at????""
b."Wasn't she 8 when i last saw her??"
c."Bloody Hell!One more happily un-married person........(almost in tears)!!!"
d."Wait till its your turn....!!!!!!(accompanied by an evil grin)"
Somehow,marriages always seem to be about the food.99% of the invited guests come to weddings only to have food.The other 1% come in search of prospective brides/grooms.They could save having those people with Oh-My-Mum-pulled-me-here and Where-is-the-food kinda looks on their face by just serving food in the parking lot....
And until I become the bali ka bakra or rather bakri,I will continue saying those magical words...."Happy Married Life!!!!!"
Comments
-I not attend no marriage
-I stop at that
is the phony smiles you've to give out , and they return you a smile far phonier than your own. Its like a who's smile is the phoniest of them all contest. So when it comes to functions ,I just stick to the food section, come in , eat , get out... :D
exactly,i'm saying i dunno and i dont care....until its my turn!
@vishwas and vikas
thats why i'm saying they should start serving food in the parking lot
@gecko
thank you-i'll bunk functions once my mum starts complaining about my attire!
@iceman
i know you are not even interested in the food :P
I think in my reception also i ll be in the food section!!! LOL :D
Thats something you must do......:)